How awesome is this FAQ page?Pretty awesome.
Where does this killer shop hail/ship from?The ever so beautiful suburbs of Chicago, IL, US and A.
How are orders being shipped?In packages dum dum!
We ship all of our products via the US Postal Service to keep shipping cost down to a set minimum.
How long does shipping take?Since these are all custom made goodies it is about 1 to 5 days before orders are shipped from our beautiful printing facility at our undisclosed location in the suburbs of Chicago, IL, US and A. We have indentured servants
Once shipped here is a link to help you figure out how long it may take USPS Postage Calculator
Do I get free stuff with every order?Yes of course! We have an array of stickers, fashionable buttons and other random junk that we include with every order that goes out the door!
What is your return policy?We take great pride in our very unique return policy which goes something like this: If you really don’t like what you have ordered I bet you would feel much better giving it to a charity clothes drive, selling it to a second hand store, or giving it away as a white elephant gift. Your trash is someone’s treasure! It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Spread the love not the receipts and all that hippy shit! Now that’s a killer return policy, don’t you agree?
What forms of payment do you accept?
We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.
How secure is this store?
This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).
Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?
No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.
